Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Man

Radical Muslims are those who voice the teachings of the Qu’ran. Radical Muslims are bad.

Moderate Muslims are those who pray five times a day and pledge allegiance to the man who dictated the Qu’ran. Moderate Muslims are good.

Iranian leadership is bad. Iranian people are good. Iran can’t have nuclear bombs. Can’t let Iran get bomb. Bad for legacy.

Pakistan leadership is good. Pakistani people are bad. That Bolton guy keeps telling me Pakistan is building a new nuclear reactor that can fuel dozens of new bombs each year. He won’t shut up. Can’t let bad Pakistani people overthrow good Pakistani leader. Must send F-16s. When he snubbed me in that book tour, he was just having a bad day.

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